Where the heck is my comment?

Just a couple rules of the road here at MBE so as you all know where I’m coming from.

  1. I try to check in almost daily, but hey that’s not a promise, so once in awhile things take a little longer. (see rule #9)
  2. Of course all spam will get the porcelain swirl.
  3. Anything I think is totally off topic, or feels like an advertisement I may just consider spam. (see rule #1, and 9)
  4. Off topic will of course be allowed, as long as you’re not trying to sell me something! (see rule #2, and 9)
  5. I’ll moderate at least your first post so it won’t appear until after I’ve read it. That’s why it may not show up on the site until the next day, or possibly later the same day. (see rule #1)
  6. Once you’re a regular your posts will begin to appear immediately, without moderation.
  7. If you’re a regular but for reasons outlined in rule #3 than please refer to rule #2.
  8. I reserve the right to edit potty language, but I’ll asterisk that sh*t so as to keep your intended “flavor”. (see rule #2 and 9 for exceptions)
  9. I reserve the right to be fickle.